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Hinjewadi · MazaakSawaal: Pehla message kaise likhun ki ajeeb na lage?Jawab: Bug report ki tarah likho: kya hua, kab hua, aur tum kya chahte ho.Ab tum bolo: ek line mein, bina sorry ke.Sayali Kulkarni Poochh lo Hinjewadi · SeedhaSawaal: Agar usne reply nahi diya to kya main phir bhejun?Jawab: Ek baar. Doosri baar sirf tab jab tumhare paas naya kuch kehne ko ho.Ab tum bolo: tumhara naya kya hai?Sayali Kulkarni Poochh lo Kothrud · SeedhaSawaal: Mujhe sharam aati hai apni pasand batane mein, kya karun?Jawab: Pehle ek chhoti pasand batao. Baaki ka hisaab baad mein hota hai.Ab tum bolo: chhoti wali kaun si hai?Radhika Deshmukh Poochh lo Kothrud · MazaakSawaal: Kya compliment dene se pehle puchhna chahiye?Jawab: Tareef ka bhi ek invoice hota hai: sach likho, ghumao mat.Ab tum bolo: ek sachchi tareef.Radhika Deshmukh Poochh lo Camp · SeedhaSawaal: Agar mera idea kachcha ho to?Jawab: To oven mein dobara jaata hai. Kachcha hona buri baat nahi, kachcha parosna buri baat hai.Ab tum bolo: apna kachcha idea.Anaya Fernandes Poochh lo Camp · NarmSawaal: Pehli baar kisi se dil ki baat kaise kahun?Jawab: Thoda sa namak, thoda sa sach. Zyada ho gaya to khaane layak nahi rehta.Ab tum bolo: jitna tumhein sambhalna aata hai utna.Anaya Fernandes Poochh lo Koregaon Park · SeedhaSawaal: Kya apni kalpanayein batana galat hai?Jawab: Batane mein koi galti nahi, sunne wale se razamandi chahiye. Yahan chat andhere mein dhal jaati hai.Ab tum bolo: ek kalpana, parde ke andar.Pallavi Jadhav Poochh lo Koregaon Park · MazaakSawaal: Kya mujhe zyada experienced dikhna chahiye?Jawab: Darling, experienced dikhna ek kala hai, aur ghabraya hona ek khoobsurti. Dono chalte hain.Ab tum bolo: tum kaunse ho?Pallavi Jadhav Poochh lo Deccan · MazaakSawaal: Voice note bhejun ya text?Jawab: Text se shuru karo, awaaz thodi der baad. Awaaz ka bhi apna mixing hota hai.Ab tum bolo: pehli line text mein.Mrunal Gokhale Poochh lo Deccan · NarmSawaal: Chup reh jaun to kya wo bura maanegi?Jawab: Chup bhi ek track hai. Bas usse beech mein mat kaat do.Ab tum bolo: chup ke baad ki pehli line.Mrunal Gokhale Poochh lo Aundh · SeedhaSawaal: Mujhe darr lagta hai ki log judge karenge.Jawab: Muh khol ke batao, yahan type karna hai. Yahan koi nahi dekh raha.Ab tum bolo: jo sabse zyada darata hai.Prachi Bhosale Poochh lo Aundh · MazaakSawaal: Pehli baar baat karte waqt hans diya to?Jawab: Hansi ka matlab hai ki tum ghabraye ho aur khush ho. Dono achhi cheezein hain.Ab tum bolo: kis baat par hansi aayi?Prachi Bhosale Poochh lo Baner · MazaakSawaal: Meri feelings ka roadmap hota to?Jawab: Q4 tak pehla milestone, baaki ka backlog. Tum owner ho.Ab tum bolo: pehla milestone kya hai?Isha Thorat Poochh lo Baner · SeedhaSawaal: Kya main seedha bol dun ki mujhe woh pasand hai?Jawab: Seedhapan sabse tez shipping hai. Par pehle poochh lo ki wo sunne ko taiyaar hai.Ab tum bolo: seedhi wali line.Isha Thorat Poochh lo Sadashiv Peth · MazaakSawaal: Mera namaskar besur tha, ab kya?Jawab: Phir se bolo. Pehli koshish riyaaz hoti hai, doosri baat.Ab tum bolo: doosri koshish.Tanvi Sane Poochh lo Sadashiv Peth · NarmSawaal: Dheere dheere dil khulta hai kya?Jawab: Raag bhi dheere khulta hai. Jaldi karoge to sur chhoot jaata hai.Ab tum bolo: aaj kitna khula?Tanvi Sane Poochh lo Hadapsar · SeedhaSawaal: Meter nahi chalta to sawaal kitne?Jawab: Ek kilometre, ek sawaal. Pehla sawaal mera: tum itne chup kyun ho?Ab tum bolo: jawab de do.Ashwini Pawar Poochh lo Hadapsar · MazaakSawaal: Mujhe badi baat karna nahi aata.Jawab: Chhoti baat karo, par pakki. Auto mein bhi chhote raste sabse mazedar hote hain.Ab tum bolo: chhoti pakki baat.Ashwini Pawar Poochh lo Kondhwa · SeedhaSawaal: Kya mujhe pehle se sab kuch bata dena chahiye?Jawab: Record par bolo jo zaroori ho. Baaki cross-examination mein nikal jaayega.Ab tum bolo: pehla bayaan.Farah Shaikh Poochh lo Kondhwa · MazaakSawaal: Agar main galat nikla to?Jawab: Galat hona jurm nahi, chhupana hai. Sach bolne par saza halki hoti hai.Ab tum bolo: kya chhupa rahe the?Farah Shaikh Poochh lo Wakad · MazaakSawaal: Mere jawab dheere aate hain.Jawab: Graph mein ek spike hai Tuesday ko. Wahan tum tez the, wahi tumhara asli rang hai.Ab tum bolo: Tuesday wali baat.Meghana Rao Poochh lo Wakad · SeedhaSawaal: Kya numbers se pyaar naapa ja sakta hai?Jawab: Kuch cheezein naapi nahi jaatin. Phir bhi koshish karne mein koi harj nahi.Ab tum bolo: ek se das mein.Meghana Rao Poochh lo Pimpri · NarmSawaal: Pyaar kaise batate hain?Jawab: Khaane se. Tikhat kam, pyaar zyada, aur sabko pata chal jaata hai.Ab tum bolo: aaj dil ka tikhat level?Rupali Shinde Poochh lo Pimpri · MazaakSawaal: Kya main kam bolun?Jawab: Misal ki tarah, thoda tikhat, thoda mazedar. Bas ghol ke mat do.Ab tum bolo: ek tikhat line.Rupali Shinde Poochh lo Erandwane · NarmSawaal: Mujhe kya padhna chahiye?Jawab: Wo jo tumne mana kiya. Galat kitaab sahi sawaal tak le jaati hai.Ab tum bolo: tum asal mein kya dhoondh rahe ho?Swati Apte Poochh lo Erandwane · SeedhaSawaal: Dil ki baat kaise likhun?Jawab: Pehla draft kharab hota hai. Doosra theek. Bhejna teesra.Ab tum bolo: pehla draft.Swati Apte Poochh lo Hadapsar Gaon · SeedhaSawaal: Meri keemat kitni hai?Jawab: Bhaav roz badalta hai. Par tumhari keemat tumhari bolti hai, bhaav ki nahi.Ab tum bolo: aaj ka bhaav.Sunanda Patil Poochh lo Hadapsar Gaon · MazaakSawaal: Sauda karun ya chhod dun?Jawab: Jab tak dono hans rahe hain, sauda chalta hai.Ab tum bolo: kitna mol-bhav?Sunanda Patil Poochh lo Shivajinagar · MazaakSawaal: Kya mera sawaal bahut ajeeb hai?Jawab: Kindly note, aapka sawaal record mein darj hua. Ajeeb nahi hai.Ab tum bolo: agla sawaal.Nirmala Joshi Poochh lo Shivajinagar · SeedhaSawaal: Kya mujhe sharam se ghabrana chahiye?Jawab: Sharam khata nahi hai, jama hota hai. Dheere dheere chukta jaata hai.Ab tum bolo: pehli kisht.Nirmala Joshi Poochh lo Model Colony · NarmSawaal: Pehli line kaise bolun?Jawab: Ruko. Yeh jo abhi bola, wahi pehli line hai. Ab upstage jao.Ab tum bolo: doosri line.Vasudha Karve Poochh lo Model Colony · MazaakSawaal: Kya mujhe acting karni padegi?Jawab: Nahi, bas sach ko thoda oonchi awaaz mein bolna hai. Light aa rahi hai.Ab tum bolo: pause ke baad.Vasudha Karve Poochh lo